A cheerful British man popped out of his comfortable cupboard living quarters for his morning tea and crumpets.

Unfortunately, his “good morning” had a bit too much pep and jester for Lord Adolfo Hitando and he was forced inside a small cabinet for 6 months.

He never recovered from the ordeal and when asked about it by his coworkers in the department of health and safety, he blankly stated, “all lust I had for life, all hope in my fellow man, has been transfused into darkness. I can no longer see a happy life nor wish to.”

The man would make an attempt on Hitando’s life three months later to no avail and was promptly executed.